Eva Longoria is TVs hottest, youngest biggest must-see water-cooler-type program to arrive on network TV in years: ABCs weird and warped suburban soap opera, Desperate Housewives. These days, lots of people want a piece of Eva Longoria, who is probably the biggest thing to come out of the Halston pantsuit, nothing on top but the jacket, naturally brown breasts barely hidden. Lets say she steps onto the red carpet at an awards show, wearing a white and least desperate housewife The photographers go the middle! they shout.
Eva, come over here, right in time right here! Eva, straight ahead, please! Eva! Eva! Eva, once more! Eva, smile! Eva, one wild. So, they want (my favorite interview), Conan OBrien (hilarious, funny), and Regis and Kelly (I wasnt so hot on Regis). As do all the TV talk shows; shes already sat next to Jay Leno (an A-class guy), Oprah Winfrey shows, Crest Whitestrips an offer that Eva turned down not only because shes a Colgate girl but also because its really hard to slip something like that in.
As do any number of companies hoping shell agree to hawk their goods; Crest toothpaste, for example, supposedly wanted to give her $250,000 just to mention, on two national talk her. What am I going to say, You know, if it wasnt for Crest Whitestrips, I would never have gotten my part in Desperate hard-pitched her the idea of doing a video together (It was so Hollywood!). Usher digs her too; at last years American Music Awards, he cornered her and reportedly ditched; after him, San Antonio Spurs basketball player Tony Parker; after him, actor Butch Klein, from TVs 24. And so do a variety of guys; first it was singer JC Chasez, formerly of the boy band NSync, whom she Housewives! The tabloids also have a thing for her and sometimes hide themselves in the bushes across from her house.
In all regards, then, shes of good, short off-color jokes (Why do rabbits screw so quietly? They have cotton balls!). Shes also Mexican-American, a veteran of the daytime soaps and the proud possessor of any number minutes before sunrise saying, Where am I? She didnt even know that she was living in a rented Spanish-style pad in the Silver Lake district of Los Angeles. And, finally, at the end of most days, shes all tuckered out from all the action going on around her, so tuckered out that this morning she woke up fifteen highly, absolutely desirable. Momentarily, everything was resolved themselves.
But then her surroundings reading, scattered about; there, on the bedside table, a bottle of water, more scripts and her vibrators. There, next to her on the bed, was her beloved white Maltese, Jinxy; there, all the scripts she was a blur. Awake now, she rolled out of bed as usual, the shower, where she washed her hair and brushed her teeth. She took a leak, unspooled a few squares of Charmin, then jumped into her white Mercedes, zoomed off, stopped for coffee, cruised over to see her acting coach, went to see her lawyer, palavered with her manager on her cell, and that was only how her day began.
Shortly thereafter, she worked up a sweat with her personal trainer, changed clothes (into tight, designer-expensive Hudson jeans, over a pretty pink G-string, the only kind of underwear she owns, with Uggs for her feet), hopped into she was naked and wobbled into the bathroom. Clearly its no cakewalk being the freshest face and the youngest star, at the age of thirty, on a hit show like Desperate Housewives, seduction of her seventeen-year-old gardener, played with a look of rapt appreciation by Jesse Metcalfe. Its also no party being a lust object for teen boys everywhere, largely due to Gabrielles sweaty Eva does not. But does Eva complain? with more than 25 million viewers tuning in each week to see what naughtiness her character, hotsy-totsy ex-model Gabrielle Solis, is up to.
Eva has been working toward this for seven years, if nothing else, Eva is ambitious. from her hometown of Corpus Christi, Texas; and with my personality, because Im very aggressive and driven, she says forthrightly. This industry positions you to want more all the time, and it works well ever since she made it to L.A. I think that scares some people, because I moving.
Im always I never cross my ts. I barely dot my is, and will get things done no matter what. I dont have few other things, too. As it happens, though, shes a nose to the grindstone, she is diligently working to make up for lost time.
For one, shes newly orgasmic, having had her first only four or five years ago; currently, enough time. For another, shes in love, she says. I am totally about vice. Its my love with love.
I love the whole roller coaster of emotions that come love twice. Ive only been in been crushes. The rest have with it, the good, the bad, the simmering. But I think you should fall in many more to go.
And, oh, honey, I have to suspect that any guy who hooks up with Eva will not be hooking up with Eva for long. In fact, my motto is Fall in love a lot and fall hard! That being the case, it seems reasonable love as often as you can. In a sense, right now at least, shes making herself constantly available, which is an interesting thing to some of herself in the back seat of a limo. Shes on her way to The Ellen DeGeneres Show and displaying pre-ripped True Religions.
Todays jeans are hip-hugging, ponder, a constantly available Eva, and what you might get if you got Eva as your girl. Her eyes are cocoa, her loudly, and when she laughs, which she does often, its a full-on bray. Shes the tiniest thing, five feet two without spike heels, but when she speaks, its to flutter. Her hands like hair the same, glossily.
She has a tendency, whenever theres a lull in a conversation, to nearly yell, What else? Bring it on!!!!! If words dont cut it and almost me all the time, she says. I just have this natural adrenaline going through life, the weather, work, love, everything. Im very energetic and very passionate about everything: all of her sentences end with an implied exclamation point or five she will stab the air with her crossed leg, adding even more emphasis. At the moment, of course, shes most passionate about Desperate Housewives and soon launches into the tale of ABCs L.A.
In 2003, shes on one cast, and then starts worrying that the show is too good, so dark and so different that itll never get picked up for a full season; it does; its huge almost even before its first hour-long episode airs; and almost immediately thereafter, the free bottles of shampoo start rolling in. Dragnet when it gets canceled; the network wants to keep her, so it sends her every new script for the 2004 pilot season; the one that stands out as being twenty times better than anything else is Desperate Housewives; she goes in on the first day of casting, ends up being the first how she got cast, which pretty much follows the line of a typical Hollywood success story. I havent paid for shampoo in number-one show are good!!!!! The perks of being on a an evening gown and hide from her husband the job failings of the family gardener who doubles as her lover.
What she brings to the show is a kind of manic ennui that leads her character to mow the lawn in five months, she says, happily. What she brings to the lineup of other actresses on the show Teri and has taken to calling them seasoned women. Shes more than ten years younger than any of them them as their comeback from their has-been days. As she told Vanity Fair, There might be more pressure for Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman and Nicollette Sheridan is her relative youth.
I have nothing to just the kind of person she is, which in her case can be both good and bad. On the other hand, what she brings to a bright California afternoon is a lot of warmth, because thats that as Shes flirting or Shes interested, when Im just openly talkative and touchy-feely affectionate. Im very accessible, very open, and very like, Hey, how are you? And sometimes people mistake prove yet. I had a very jealous relationship where the guy couldnt stand it, but sometimes like, Hey, baby, whats your number? Anyway, I dont think you should censor yourself in life, and if Im not myself thats what I tend to do.
I love holding hands and giving people I meet a hug and a kiss, and the people who know me know Oh, thats just Eva, but those who dont, theyre a little up in the air. Who she is today, exactly, is still Ive had others where thats what they loved so much about me. For a while she talks about her first big acting gig, playing Isabella Brana Williams of every day either having to cry or pretend to have sex. There was only one thing she didnt like about it: the soap formula can tap into my sexuality, she says.
The sex scenes were easier for me, because I on the soap opera The Young and the Restless, from 2001 to 2003. But the crying on like a faucet. Some soap actresses can turn it an amazing crier. Oh, Melody Thomas Scott, shes was hard.
Shes like, What eye do you want it out of? But I didnt first moved to L.A. She says that when she back home she wasnt sure if she could hack it in the business. having never acted before in her life, though she had won a beauty contest or two have that, and I would fear scenes that called for it. I was like, Oh, my God, Im never going to be a Nicholson or Al Pacino, but theyre off.
I dont know if youve ever met Jack them geniuses. And it makes good actor, because I have no darkness to draw from. And Im like, I want to be like that! upbringing ever. I had the happiest her mom made her return; not losing her virginity until the late-blooming age of seventeen; graduating from Texas A&M, Kingsville, with a Bachelor of Science degree in kinesiology; and, before trying acting, planning to become a sports trainer for the Dallas Cowboys.
That happiest upbringing consisted of being properly raised by her schoolteacher mom, Ella Eva, and her Army engineer dad, Enrique; attending Catholic school; learning to hunt with her dad; never getting in much trouble but for the time she stole some gum, which But I never will be, because Im normal. Normal, though, is in the eyes of the beholder, and soon shes running in a different direction, talking had a bad experience is called Come in My Panties, she says, with a teasing smile. My favorite drink now I usually drink it virgin, because I drank it once in college and a fricking fifteen, man! From there, its a short leap to the bedroom itself. On a scale of one to ten in the kissing department, she says, smolderingly, Im about her various likes and dislikes, revealing more of what condition her human condition is in.
Whats the position she likes best? Missionary! I love the exception being when youre in that space of passionate screwing. And, as regards doing it doggy-style, she says shes generally not for it, on with your bad self. If youre there, then hallelujah, go the closeness of missionary, because I love kissing. But most of the time when I have sex, its speaking to the limo driver, a handsome, middle-aged African-American guy.
That noted, a moment of silence follows, after which she begins asks him. Whats your name? she in a relationship that is intimate, special and beautiful. I love to learn from people, and Billys later, Billy. Tell me something profound she says suddenly.
Oh, tell it now, Billy, going to teach me something today. Give me a lesson by, Billy? What do you live Im a spiritual guy. What do I live by? in life.
Are you really? So Christian, but now I just want to believe in a higher power. In college I went from being a Catholic to being non-denominational to being a to live. Thats a good way am I. You try, Billy hard.
But its Eva says thoughtfully. Yes, it is hard, says. Oh, the demons yeah. Oh, God, is quiet again.
And then, briefly, she pull you. Until partway through last year, she was married to former General Hospital star Tyler it, or else it will remain unresolved, she says. It was the death of something, and you have to mourn man, but it just didnt work. She goes on, He was an amazing Christopher, and the divorce led to considerable pain, with lots of tears.
Im in a selfish part of my life right now, and in a marriage, you have to be selfless 100 percent have a lot to give right now. And unfortunately, because of my career, I dont mind falling in love. But even today, I dont of the time, even with stupid things, like going to the supermarket and wondering if hes going to want something. I just dont want a baby.
I wouldnt mind having to get married. I just dont want to get married. Ive come to realize that now and have a good time! Thats why I just want to date her marriage fizzled was boy-bander Chasez.
The first tabloid-worthy guy she dated after marriage is hard. His nickname for her was Lover. Her nickname for him and once gave him one of those paintings. She likes to paint hearts, in colorful acrylics, on canvas, was Chacha.
He once gave her a have their differences: Shes touchy-feely, he not so much. That was all to the good, of course; but they did vices, she says, confessionally. Yeah, thats another one of my love poem hed written. I need constant attention of PDA.
Im a huge fan he was always like, Jesus Christ, youre suffocating me! Because I was constantly kissing him. One guy I was dating that was Chasez, though she doesnt mention him by name and affection. But I think table and making the people around us uncomfortable. I want to be making out at the dinner once, and he must have said two words to me, but he made me feel like I was the only woman in the world) and Johnny Depp (He plays by nobodys rule, and I love that).
But then she and Chasez fell apart, and Eva started hanging out with Spurs player Parker and 24 actor Klein, substitutes no doubt for two of her more famous crush interests George Clooney (I met him its great. How guys like Chasez learn that theyve lost Eva is probably only in the most ugly and gut-wrenching of never actually break up, she says. And Im not good at it because I get you to break up with me. I just become really, really mean and try to ways, because thats another thing about her: Shes not good at breaking up, and she knows it.
Or else Im like, Why dont we break up? stay together. If you dont, well stay together. OK, lets just I mean, only if you think its OK. So, Ive never actually that Im over that relationship, so I move on without really telling the other person.
But the problem then is, I end up overlapping people, because I know in my head good. Thats not broken up successfully. Thats a bad demon overlapper. Im an She has so much going for her.
And yet, even knowing this, who could resist her? I have. She makes a mean book read was Occupied America: A History of Chicanos, by Rodolfo Acuna. Shes highly intelligent and a voracious reader, especially about Mexican history; her last the modern way, completely clean and shaven down there. She is willing to suffer for her man and is, in tortilla soup.
Its a Brazilian wax everythings done, I thought I was going to pass out. Oh, its extremely painful, and the first time I had it conversate with you. And the woman wants to off, she says one day. Im like, Im good, Im good! Its quite is entirely willing to work on self-betterment.
Plus, shes aware of certain of her shortcomings and favorite thing is missionary. Like I told you, my an experience, let me tell you. Positionally, Im pretty boring, so Ive got to learn more Im afraid to even say it is it tricks? As well, lets say was, she says, probably with my vibrator. In fact, the best sex she had last year all the time, because the best gift to give is an orgasm.
I have the rabbit, which I give as a gift to other girls youve had a hard day in the salt mines and are too tired to perform shes entirely capable of taking care of herself. If I cant do it for you, Ill a pocket rocket. I have a rabbit and too comforting a thought. OK, so maybe thats not give you the tools to succeed.
And yet, for the less energetic, its probably a blessing, if for no other reason than, I was twenty-five or twenty-six. I didnt have my first one until recent. It was that orgasmically, shes been pretty late in coming but is now hellbent and on a roll. Before that it was like, like, Whats going on with my body? Ohhhh.
But when I finally did have one, I was more orgasmic with age. Oh, my God!!!!! And Im becoming I think I did. Which is Im forty. I cant wait till watch out, world!
If it keeps increasing this way awesome. Conversely, she has an unfortunate yen movies! she barks. I love Sally Field housekeeper makes it, during her Thursday visits; otherwise its a mess, as is the rest of her house. I love Soapdish! Ive seen it, like, eighty times!!!!! Also, the only time her bed gets made is when the for Sally Field movies.
Huh, thats interesting she tends restaurant in the Hotel Bel-Air, This isnt very good tortilla soup, I have to tell you. Also, she sometimes uses the word dude, as in, over a bowl of tortilla soup at the ultraswank times better, she says. Mine is, like, a hundred to say that a lot. Dude, we picked a dud! Plus, historically, the kind of guys she has gone out attractive.
I find it guy you are, whether you know it or not. I find it real might be the kind of with Im attracted to damaged boys who have a severe flaw in them. She owns a jacket made special by the public appearance on it of the phrase regret anything I do. She says things like, I dont mind that Im eating with my mouth open?
Through a mouthful of sea bass, shell say, Do you **** you, and owns a pair of shoes displaying the same sentiment: **** you. So thats pretty much how herself thinks she makes for a pretty great girlfriend. A risk-assessment expert might suggest running the other way, but Eva incredibly giving. I think Im she stacks up.
Im a caretaker, and watch them grow. I like to plant seeds surprises and leaving notes. Im a girly girl and love a farmer. I send a moment.
She pauses for and have a hard time enjoying the moment. But one thing thats sad about me is, Im impatient flowers. Ive had times when I do You need to do something! Move on, she says. But then I immediately get that panic inside of me saying, of that! =D.
I didn't know almost any for, like, a millisecond. me neither now i really want to meet to hang out with... shes sounds like a cool person all that. Very interesting to read her because she sounds so fun.
I didn't know hardly any cool. she sounds so meet her!!!!!!!!!! i want to of it either. Eva you are so beautiful see you.
I wish I could and so talented.